Daddy Giant's Gotta Go
Your giant step-dad struts around like he owns the place. OK, he does. But still. Can't you even take a bathroom break without him harassing you? You've managed to get up on the toilet seat and you're waiting for gravity to take its course, and he blusters in and says HE has to go. And if you were going to take so long, why didn't you close the door? As if, at one inch tall, you could. Then, still while you're trying to go, he makes fun of your microscopic penis. As if he's not the one who shrunk you down to tiny size to begin with!